Even though I’m the one running the Google searches that end up in my Google search bar, every time one catches my eye, I’m always taken aback. It’s partly “what the…?” and partly “how did it know I was thinking that? Oh, right.”

I’m sure the conglomeration of all those searches would paint a very disturbing picture. As Google is no doubt discovering.

Also, for some reason, I don’t feel the need to use sentence structure when I search. I run searches like “development at five months baby” shockingly often. Subject last? Sure, why not. What the predicate says he does, Mr. Morton.