I didn’t know what “extra dipping” meant, but apparently it means “I need a jug of maple syrup with my waffle.” Also, I asked them to cut up my waffle and they did ❤️

I’m fine. This is fine.

Well this shouldn’t be in the potty.

I mean, sure, it’s chocolate milk that has been very slightly warmed in the microwave, but still.

Whenever my Amazon packages are late I feel like I should prepare for the end times.

Bob and I went to lunch last week and I ordered the lobster mac and cheese. It was the right choice.

Result!

Making pancakes from Bisquick isn’t fine dining, but it sure is comforting.

I repotted my snake plants and they’re already looking good. Now I need some plant stands.